Playwright Catherine Weingarten, Actor Fernando Gonzalez. 2026

 Playwright Catherine Weingarten, 

Actor Fernando Gonzalez.

 2026

 I Wanttt a Unicorn Frappe!!! 

The Tank,

 Rolleiflex

Quote

 

PRINCE

Hi Jenny.

 

JENNY

OMG what are you?

 

PRINCE

I’m a prince, Jenny. And this is my unicorn, Pecan Pie!

Don’t be scared though, he’s harmless.

 

JENNY

I thought I saw you before, but then

You disappeared.

 

PRINCE

Ya, that was me.

There were too many people around though.

I wanted to talk to you alone.

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JENNY

Is it bad I like unicorn frappes so much?

 

PRINCE

It’s not bad at all to like them.

They’re meant to be liked,

They taste like a half off trip to Disney land in yo mouth.

You should keep drinking them.

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PRINCE

You need to be transported Jenny,

you need to be treated bettterrr,

I can treat you so well, I can pamper you

Celebrity diva style,

I can sew you slippers with your face on it!

(I legit recently took a sewing class online)

I can bake you all the unicorn frappe cakes you want…

You don’t need to get married to get a cake.

I can fricking make a unicorn bakery in your honor.

I bathe in rose petals and human tears