Playwright Portrait, William Electric Black, Excerpt from My Boyfriend is a Zombie

William Electric Black 2007
copyright peter bellamy 2010


excerpt from My Boyfriend Is A Zombie

Paula Rhinestone:
I know other boys are handsome hunks
And play on the football team
But my gruesome guy is my maggot pie
Yeah, he knows how to make chicks scream

He’s kind of shy
Doesn’t drink or smoke
And always slurs his wordsWho could ask for more
From the creature I adore
Does that make me somewhat disturbed

My boyfriend is a zombie
Though he’s gooey, creepy, freakyHe really charms me
My boyfriend is a zombie
Though he’ll munch someone for lunch
He’d never harm me